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Solo Yo, Taq. Tortilla TerraceOMR: 7.50
1538 Heft
cross street: Girth
ph. 415/JOKE-ON-U
Map Visits: 1
Tortilla Terrace shop placates drifters, hobos, and other salty characters daily. There is a salsa bar, and it is good. There is also a beer bar, and it is better. Open late. Cash only.

(Not in on the joke? Check The Formative Years in the September 2007 Intestinal Apocalypse Monthly.)

Will My Health Be Violated?

03/20/40Super Carne Asada$0.357.50 Mustaches
I asked the proprietress, "What are those kids using to remove the graffiti?" She replied, "Yesterday's guac." Her words made me hungry. I went inside and took down a vicious slab full of hot beef. In the steamy room. Without a shirt on.